Agar Dost bankar

1.

Girl : (Emotionaly)

Darte hain agg say kahin jal na jayen..
Darte hain Khwab say Kahin Toot Na jayen..
Lakin Sub Say Ziada Darty hain Es baat say...
Kay App Hamain KAhin Bhool Na jaye..

Boy :

Yeh mat sochna ki hum bhool jayenge tuemhe...
Door rehkar bhi hamesha chahenge tumhe...
Agar Dost bankar raas na aaye to.....
Bhoot bankar darayenge tumhee...

2.

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

3.

Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay
Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay
Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho
K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

4.

Unki gali se jab mera janazza nikla
Wo na nikle jinke liye mera janaja nikla
Unka ghar aaya toh mujhe bhul kar
Mere dost sitee bajane lage
Rakh kar mera janaza kambakth use patane lage

Tera naam

1.

Tujhe bhoolkar bhi na bhool payenge hum,
Bas yahi ek wada nibha payenge hum.

Mita denge khud ko bhi jahan se lekin,
Tera naam dil se na mita payenge hum..

2.

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikle,
Uski chahat ke hum deewane nikle,

Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
To uske hothon se waqt na hone ke bahane nikle...

3.

Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,

aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!

4.

Dil si cheez hai, dene ko hai de dengay
Magar koi tumsa qabeel bhi to ho,

Hum to jaan de kay bhi khush hongay
Magar koi tumsa qateel bhi to ho.

PR: wait... I: wait... L: wait... Cached: wait... LD: wait... I: wait... wait... C: wait... SD: wait...

ISHQ or DOSTI

1.

ISHQ or DOSTI meri zindgi ka guman h..
ISHQ meri ruh DOSTI mera iman h..

ISHQ pe kar du fida apni sari ZINDGI..
..Magar DOSTI par mera ISHQ B QURBAAN hai.

2.

My maths teacher told me 1'hour=60 mins.
& 1'min=60'secs.

But she never told me that 1'sec.
Without a FRIEND like U is equal to 100'years.

3.

How long shall v b friends?
Do u want a clue?

As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry & till the day I die.
We will b friends.

4.

A single candle can illuminate an entire room.

A true friend lights up an entire lifetime.

Thanks for the bright lights of ur friendship.

PR: wait... I: wait... L: wait... Cached: wait... LD: wait... I: wait... wait... C: wait... SD: wait...

Meaning of WIFE

Three friends, one Bengali, one Punjabi and one Tamil were travelling in train. After discussing many more things - one of the friends asked, " Now please let us discuss - What is the meaning of WIFE ?"


First turn to tell the meaning of wife was Bengali. The Bengali started," Wife is like a book. Read it, read it; when you fed up keep aside it."


Next turn was of Tamilian. The Tamilian started, "Wife is like a rose. Smell it, smell it; when you fed up. Through it".


Third and last turn was of Punjabi, "Wife is like a casette. Listen it, listen it; when you fed up, reverse it".

Koi hai

1.

Aankhon ki zubhan wo samajh nahi pate,
Hoth magar kuch keh nahi pate,

Apni bebasi kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi pate

2.

Main deewaani hun tere naam ki is baat se inkar nahi,
Kaise kahe ki hame aapse pyar nahi,

Kuch to kasoor hai aapki nazro ka,
Hum akele to gunhegar nahi.

3.

Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi,
Dosti mein bhool jaye woh hum nahi,

Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyuki hamari wafa bhi kuch kum nahi

4.

Uthi to duaa ban gayi, jhuki to hayaa ban gayi,
Jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi, or uth kar jhuki to adaa ban gayi

Apko paakar

1.
Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate.
Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate.

Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se.
Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.


2.
Woh Zindagi hi kya jisme Mohabbat nahi,
Woh Mohabbat hi kya jisme Yaadein nahi,

Woh Yaadein kya jisme Tum nahi,
Aur woh Tum hi kya jiske saath Hum nahi.



3.
Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha,
Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha,

Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan,
Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha.

4.
Mitti ki anokhi murat ho tum,
Zindagi ki ek zarurat ho tum,

Phool to khubsurat hote hai,
Phoolo se bhi khubsurat ho tum

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jisne humko chaha

1.
jisne humko chaha, use hum chaha na sake,
jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake,
yeh samaj lo dil tutne ka khel hai,
kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake.



2.
Hansi bhi mili aur khusi bhi mili,
socha bahot khushnaseeb hai hum,
magar jab apne pyare dost ko ek muskurahat nahi de sake,
tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum.



3.
zaraa palat kar to dekh lete,
hum wahi khade the,
pal do pal to aap muskura lete,
to un palo mein hum apni sari zindagi jee lete.



4.
Bina dard k ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar k rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
Ae dost ek baat yaad rakhna
bina DIL diye, DIL paye nahi jate…

Dil to unke seene mein

1.
Dil to unke seene mein bhi machalta hoga..
husn bhi so-so rang badalta hoga..

Uthti hongi jab nagahein unki..
Khud "khuda" bhi gir-gir ke sambhalta hoga.


2.
TODNE K LIYE WAADA KIYA NAHI JAATA
SOCH SAMAJ KAR PYAAR KIYA NAHI JAATA
YAKIN KARO DILDAAR PAR AGAR APNA HO TO
USSKE BINA EK PAL BHI JIYA NAHI JATA........ .....!



3.
Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahluo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah.
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai.



4.
Tamana koi bi mere dil ki poori Na hui.
Chahat ka koi afsana Na bana.
Aaj fir chali gai zindgi nazron Ke samne se
Or us se baat karne ka koi bahana Na bana .

Aap ke Jaanisaar

1.
Aap ke Jaanisaar.Hum bhi hai.
Aashiq-e-Dil figaar,Hum bhi hai.
Dard kahta hai.Mujhse tanhaiyo me
Tum na ghabrao.Yaar saath hum bhi hai



2.
Dil ki Awaz se nagme badal Jate hai,
sath na De to apne Badal Jate hai, palke
bhi jara sambhal ke jhapkna kyoki
Palke Jhapkne se Aksar sapne Badal Jate hai.



3.
Na intzaar hai na ikraar hai,
na aapse milne ko ab mera dil be-kraar hai,
phir bhi dil se na jaane kyon yeh aawaz aati hai,
wo tumhi ho jinki aankon aur baaton mei
ek sachchi dosti ka khumar hai.



4.
Mohabbat ka imtihaan aasaan nahi.
Pyar sirf paane ka naam nahi.
Muddat beet jati hai kisi ke intezar me.
Yeh sirf ek pal do pal ka kaam nahi

Who

1.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya


2.
Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrige
Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk

Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE



3.
Santa told Banta: "Yaar 1 ladki mujko Hans k dekh rahi hai"

Banta: "Dhyan se dekh..Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k Hans rahi hai.!"


4.
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
While landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

Air hostess : " B-silent please ",
Santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

dilwalo ki duniya

1.
Sabhi ko sabhi kuch nahi milta..
nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

yeh dilwalo ki duniya hai ajeeb,
kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dilse nahi milta...


2.
Aapko bhool jaun, umar gujarne ki baat hai,
aapko nahi yakin ye aur baat hai ,

jabtak rahegi saans tab tak rahoge yaad,
ye saans tut jaye to aur baat hai.



3.
Jaane kya Mujhse zamana chahta hai ,
mere dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai ,

jaane kya baat jhalakti he mere chehre se,
har saks mujhe aazmana chahta hai.


4.
Zindagi bhaut kuch sikhati hai ,
kabhi hasati he..kabhi rulati hai ,

kudh se jayada kisipe bharosa maat karna ,
andhere me to parchai bhi saath chor jati hai..
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Unka Waada Hai

1.
Unka Waada Hai Ki Vo Laut Aayenge ,
Esi Umeed Pe Hum Jiye Jayengey ,

Ye Intjaar Bhi Unhi Ki Tarah He ,
Kar Rahe They , Kar Rahe He Aur Kiye Jayenge...

2.
Khawab Dekhey Bhi Nahi Aur Toot Gaye ,
Hum Unse Miley Bhi Nahi Aur Vo Rooth Gaye ,

Hum Jagtey Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi ,
Ek Barish Hi Thi Jo Sang Hamare Roti Rahi......



3.
Aashiq Ankhon Hi Ankhon Me Baat Samaj Lete He ,
Sapno Me Milne Ko Mulakat Samaz Lete He ,

Rota He Ashma Bhi Jami Ke Liye ,
Pagal He Log Usse Barsaat Samaj Lete He......



4.
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,

Merey par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Ek subha ko milo aur shaam kar do.