Kya zamana tha hum roz

1.
Kya zamana tha hum roz mila karte the
Raat bhar chand ke hamrah chala karte the

Dekh ke jo hame chup chap guzar jata hai
Kabhi is saksh se hum beintehan mohhabat kiya karte the.

2.
Apno ke situm hamse batlaye nahi jate
Ye hadse woh hai jo samjhaye nahi jate

Ek umr ki kosish se bhula di hai teri yaad
Lekin teri yaad ke saye ab bhi nahi jate

3.
Unki Tasvir ko seene se laga lete hai,
Is tarah judai ka gam mita dete hai,

Kisi tara kabhi unka zikr ho jaye,
To bheegi palko ko juka lete hai.


4.
Kismat ruth gayi
Dil ke tar tut gaye

Aap jo ruth gaye
Sapne bhi tut gaye

Baki rahe khazane mein do aasu
Yaad aapki aayi to wo bhi tut gaye..

Jaroorat

1.
hoti hai Registaan k liye...
Taare Hote hai Aasmaan k liye...

Hume tum bhulan nahi dena...
Kyunki pyaar ki jarurat hoti hai Her Insaan k liye...

2.
Man me sabka armaan nahi hota,
Har koi dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,

Par jo ek baar dil me sama jaye,
Use bhulakar jeena aasaan nahi hota..


3.
Aasmaan ke Taare Aksar Puchate hai Humse,
Kya Tumhe Aaj bhi Intzaar hai Uske Laut aane ka...

Aur Ye Dil Muskurake Kehta Hai,
Mujhr Abb Tak Yakin nahi hua Uske jane ka !!!

4
Tere dil ki har baat jaanta hoon mein,
Tere dil ki har dharkan ko pehachaanta hoon mein,

Jab se basa hai tera dil mujh mein,
Tere aane ke aahat ko bhi pehachanta hoon mein.

Aapake miss call

1.
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.

2.
Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
But, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! How did u find me


3.
Life without u is impossible,
U r in my breath and blood.
I cant stay for a second without u,
If u r not there i am dead
Oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN

4.
Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

Dil ne tera pyar per majbur

1.
Dil ne tera pyar per majbur mujh ko kardiya
Is jaha ki har khushi se dur mujh ko kardiya
Jis qadar chaha tha dil ne pass tere aane ko
Is qadar dunya ne tujh ko mujh se dur kardiya.

2.
Muskurane ki vajah kya jane hum
Hum to unki yaad ko tazaa karte hai.
Kambakth ye hasi bhi aisi hai ki
Unki judai mein bhi ro kar muskurati hai.


3.
Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,
Tere jate hi badal gayee najar jamaane ki,
Log kahete hai ki khush hu mai,
Lekin meri to aadat hai gum me muskurane ki.

4.
Aap ki badd-dua bhi dua bann k lagi,
Aapke har gham ne bhi sukoon diya,
Hum zinda hai toh yeh jaankar k pyarse na sahi par,
Aapne hume yaad toh kiya…

I can kiss u

1.
I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.

2.
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
Jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!



3.
Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
Apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.

4.
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.

1.
Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?

A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.



2.
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

Witness: "She is my daughter."

Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

3.
Actually

Baat yeh hai k

Woh yeh Ke..

Ok listen carefully

Oooh listen

Nahi I mean read it carefully

With full concentration

Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

Sirf 3 words hi toh hain

Ufffff its too difficult

OK I'm gonna say

That
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HOW R U??

1.
Lalu Pundit was reading a book of eternal truth.
He told his wife Pyari, "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Pyari advised, "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"



2.
Lalu was saying to girl friend Pyari, "I love you" and he fell down on the floor.
Confounded Pyari cried, "How come you fell down?"
Fallen Lalu explained , " I fell in love with you."


3.
Boy friend: You really sing very well.
Girl Friend: Oh no I am just a bathroom singer
Boy friend: Well, then why you and I don't practice singing to-gather.

4.
An affluent old man marries a beautiful young woman.

Tabloid interviewer asked the woman, "What did it attract you in this Old man that you married him."

The woman explained, "I was attracted with a big number of dollars and a small number of days ahead.

SMS

1.
SMS jake usko "HELO" kahna,
Smile kare to "SO SWEET" kahna,

Delete kare to "SORRY" kehna,
Or padhne k baad agar mujhe miss kare to "SAME 2 U" Kahna...

2.
Teri Tasvir Aankho Me Basi Kyu Hai,
Jidhar Dekho Udhar Tu Hi Kyu Hai,

Teri Yadon Se Taqdeer Hai Lekin,
Tujhe Na Paakar Taqdir Ruthi Kyu Hai.

3.
Chaand se Haseen hai Chandani,
Chandani se Haseen hai Raat.

Raat se Haseen hai Zindagi,
Aur woh Zindagi hai Aap........

4.

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,

Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !

Chura liya hai

1.
Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."

2.
Pyar ko mat chhupao,
Usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
Unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
Tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.


3.
Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi,
Buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi,
Kya ye sachmuch pyar hai,
Ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

4
Mud ker na dekh mujhe,
Yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
Keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.

1.
Pyar kisi se jo karoge ruswai hi milegi...
Wafa kar lo chahe jitni Bewafai hi milegi...
Jitna marzi kisi ko apna bana lo,
Jab ankh khulegi... Tanhai hi milegi !


2.
Dariya wafaoo ka kabi rukta nahi,
Mohabat me insaan kabhi jukta nahi,
Hum chup hai kisi ki khushi ke liye,
Aur wo sochte hai dil hamara dukhta nahi.



3.
Apno ne Zehar ka jaam de diya,
Gairon ne Bewafa naam de diya.
Wo jo kehte they bhul na jana hume,
Aaj unhone hi bhari MEHFIL me ANJAAN keh diya....

4.
Bahut tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki,
Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki.
Usi ka karz hai, jo aaj hai aankhon mein aansoo,
Saza mili hai humein muskurane ki !

Juda hone se pahele

1.
Juda hone se pahele
Log dushman ko bhi ek mauka dete hai sulah karneka..
Aap to hamare aziz the, aur ham aapki jaan the,
Fir bhi.........
Humse muh ferne se pahele...
Aapne hame ek mauka bhi nahi diya shikayat karneka,

2.
Tumne Bhi Rangoli Sajayi Hogi
Matwaali Diwaali Manayi Hogi
Bujha Hua Chirag Dekhkar
Humari Yaad to Aayi Hogi

3.
Mohabat ke naam par dewaane chale aate hai,
Shama ke peeche parwane chale aate hai.
Tum bhi chale aana meri maut par,
Us din toh begaane bhi chale aate hai.

4.
Ek din hamare aansoon hum se pooch baithe
Hame roj roj kyon bulate ho?
Hamne kaha hum yaad unhe karte hain
Tum kyon chale aate ho.