Happiness that is Woman

The happiness from a woman for the need of Man's
(1) Love
(2) Sex and
(3) Sympathy
Is achieved only when he looks to three different women.

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U r a donkey
D 4 decent
O 4 outclass
N 4 nice
K 4 kind
E 4 excelent
Y 4 young

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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
One heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

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Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.
They wanted to trouble good people...
I suggested ur name.
They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main

Kabhi kabhi in ankho main nami se hoti hai
Kabhi kabhi in honto pe hansi si hoti hai
Ae dost woh tumhi ho jisse meri zindgi, zindgi si hoti hai

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Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad rahegi...

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D- DASTAK BHI NA DE.
O- OR APNA BANA LE.
S- SARI JINDEGI JO SATH DE.
T- TAKDIR JO SAWAAR DE.
I- ISI RISTYE KO DOSTI KEHTE HAI.

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Many people will walk in and out of your life.
But only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.

Dunia

1.

Sabhi ko sabh kuch nahi milta,
Nadi ki har lehar ko sahil nahi milta,

Yeh dil walon ki dunia hai dost,
Kisi se dil nahi milta to koi dil se nahi milta

2.

Tanhai bhari zindagi ka safar mila;
Na saathi, na humsafar mila.

Hum diya jalta chhod gaye the unke liye;
Jab vapis lote to jalta hua ghar mila.

2.

Teri berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne.
Pyar ka har farz ada kiya humne.

Mat soch ke hum bhool gaye hain tujhe;
Aaj bhi khuda se pehle tujhe yaad kiya humne.

4.

Woh nadiyan nahi aansu they mere,
Jinpar woh kashti chalate rahe.

Manzil mile unhein yeh chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.

No Smoking

1.

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?

Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board haiab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

2.

A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical.

The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.

The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16

3.

Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.

Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wifeshe has already won 9 times

4.

Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:

Garam ho Tez ho Meethi ho Doodh jyada ho 5 minute mein taiyyar ho and Raat bhar sone na de