1.
Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya
Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha.
Dhritrastra : hey gandhari tum dhanya ho tumne mujhe sau bacho ka pyar diya
Gandhari : nath aap agar andhe na hote to yeh kabhi sambhav na tha.
2.
Man goes to the RED LIGHT area.
Madame inquire:" r u married ?"
He replied :"What difference does it make ?"
She said:"We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy ! "
3.
Now tell me what is the similarity between a Bank and a Bra?
Student: Well the more in it better the interest you get.
4.
A lady requested the doctor"I really do not want children for a while to enjoy the life. What should I do?"
Doctor said" Well then take this condom.?"
Lady asked again"Should I take this with milk or water?"
Doctor said" No take it with Banana!"
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