1.
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom' ka board haiab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
2.
A young blonde goes to the doc 4 a physical.
The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the gal's chest & says: Big breaths.
The girl replies: Yeth & I'm not even 16
3.
Bania to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud.
Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask ur wifeshe has already won 9 times
4.
Ladki aur chai mein hamesha 6 qualities honi chahiye:
Garam ho Tez ho Meethi ho Doodh jyada ho 5 minute mein taiyyar ho and Raat bhar sone na de
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