Who

1.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?

Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya


2.
Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrige
Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk

Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE



3.
Santa told Banta: "Yaar 1 ladki mujko Hans k dekh rahi hai"

Banta: "Dhyan se dekh..Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k Hans rahi hai.!"


4.
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
While landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

Air hostess : " B-silent please ",
Santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "