1.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
2.
Santa went2 c a gal 4 marrige
Parnts decided 2 let thm b alone 2 talk
Santa:Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Gal:Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE
3.
Santa told Banta: "Yaar 1 ladki mujko Hans k dekh rahi hai"
Banta: "Dhyan se dekh..Hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k Hans rahi hai.!"
4.
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
While landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
Air hostess : " B-silent please ",
Santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
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Saturday, December 6, 2008 at 5:24 AM Posted by Davinder Bisht
Labels: cool jokes.Funny jokes, Cool Meanings, cool sms
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