Jaago Aashiq Jaago

1.
Kabhi yeh mat socho k tumhari GF ne tumhe
Kitna romentic msg bhejaa hai.
Hamesha yeh socho k use kisne bheja hoga?
Jaago Aashiq Jaago

2.

Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.


3.

A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I'm already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai

4.

Judge- is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar- nahin mai andha ho jaunga.
Judge- kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar- chashma kya tere baap ke kan p bethaunga