Straight

1.
Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

Oh right then!

Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

2.
Your daddy must be a terrorist.

Because you are....... DA BOMB!

3.

What is life ? Life is love.
Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

4.

If I could rearrange the alphabet,

I'd put "U" and "I" together.

5.

Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
Spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends,
Charming, funny,

Well...Enough about ME!
How about you?