Implants new ear

1.
Doctor implants new ear to a man.
Man: U fraud, U gave me a woman's ear.
Doctor: It makes no difference.
Man: It does, now I can hear everything but understand nothing.


2.
DIFF. BETWEEN GOD,TAILOR,GIRLFRIEND & WIFE?

GOD MAKES MAN,
TAILOR MAKES HIM GENTELMAN,
GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIM HE-MAN
AND WIFE MAKES HIM DOBARMAN.

3.

This cat,
Is cat,
A cat,
Good cat,
Way cat,
To cat,
Keep cat,
An cat,
Idiot cat,
Busy cat,
For cat,
20 cat,
Seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat

4.
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work,
Luv makes al thigs beutifl,
Smile makes al d abv
So always BRUSH UR TEETH...!