Arz kiya hai

1.
Arz kiya hai.....,
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai, wah wah! Wah wah!,
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai,
Khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?, ha ha ha ha.....

2.
Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.

3.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

4.
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
Tera chehra khila khila
Jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
To aadha kilo fair & lovely mila