Which part

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.

Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar

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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

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Ek pathan ki behan ko daku utha kar le gaye,
Sab ne kaha daku khatarnak hain khali haath mat jana behan ko bachane.
Pathan 2 kilo mithayi le gaya. P

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Neighbour to sardar: " Raat nu teri khirki khuli si, I enjoyed full scene u did with bhabhi".
Sardar: "Ban gaya na pagal, main to raat ghar par tha he nahi".