1.
Q: Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?

A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.



2.
Lawyer: "What is your relationship with the plaintiff?"

Witness: "She is my daughter."

Lawyer: "Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?"

3.
Actually

Baat yeh hai k

Woh yeh Ke..

Ok listen carefully

Oooh listen

Nahi I mean read it carefully

With full concentration

Dekho mere dil main aye is liyay keh raha hoon

Sirf 3 words hi toh hain

Ufffff its too difficult

OK I'm gonna say

That
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