Chura liya hai

1.
Patient to Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."
Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."

2.
Pyar ko mat chhupao,
Usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
Unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
Tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.


3.
Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi,
Buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi,
Kya ye sachmuch pyar hai,
Ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.

4
Mud ker na dekh mujhe,
Yoon hanstay hanstay,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,
Keh dengay bhabhi Namaste.