1.
I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.
2.
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai,
Jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai.
Kaun hai Jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
3.
Santa: What's the name of ur car?
Banta: I don't know but it starts with "T"
Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai,
Apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.
4.
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
I can kiss u
Saturday, October 11, 2008 at 10:56 PM Posted by Davinder Bisht
Labels: cool sms, Hindi Jokes, kiss
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