Son to sardar : abba 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
Jaa andar se calculator lekar aa.
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Girl : Bus bhi karo ab!
Boy : Kuch bhi nahi hota!
Girl : kisi ne dekh liya to?
Boy : kuch nahi hoga bus sedhi raho aur thora khol kar rakho!
Girl : bus bohat hogaya ab mein thumain nahi karne dongi
Boy : please thora sa aur karne do!
Agar aaj paper na kar saka to mein fail ho jaonga :p
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760
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Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
5+5
Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 12:10 AM Posted by Davinder Bisht
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