Chinese

One out of four people is a chinese.

If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you.

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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?

For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!

MENTAL CASE!!

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"CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree

For not Smsing me.

MBA means 'Member of Bhikari Association'

Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A's.

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Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",

Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!